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Ramblings
I’m trying to streamline my Mac a bit. Watching Criminal Minds trying to catch up . They’re covering the case that haunts Rossi. Numb3rs promo One Two They ripped off the PC/Mac commercials. It’s hilarious. There’s another one that’s not on the website. Catching up on the CSI:NY episode from this week. Danny knows all…
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10 Ways to Know You’re Spending Too Much Time Reading Top 10 HL Lists and E-mailing
Found a bunch of old humor stuff I’d saved from my day at the big Highland Forum. It’s from various authors…. by zigmund 12 Mar 1997 on the Gathering Forum 10. Anytime you say a name that begins with Adrian you end it with Paul. 9. #10+ you don’t even realize you’ve done it. 8.…
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Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
15. Charmin: “Butt…Wipe…Err…” 14. Microsoft: “How much are you going to pay today?” 13. Eggs: “The Incredible Edible Ovum.” 12. MTV: “Loud and easy to spell.” 11. Saks 5th Avenue: “You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid.” 10. Iguana: “The Other Green Meat.” 9. Penis Enlargement Specialists: “It Don’t Mean…
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Playing with Leeches
Yes you read that right. Last night I got to play with leeches. Three times.
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Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Tech Support
12. “Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?” 11. “That’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.” 10. “So — what are you wearing?” 9. “”Duuuuuude! Bummer!” 8. “Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap’n.” 7. “Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with ’60 Minutes.’ Press 4 if…
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Ramblings on the Super 8
Yay to baths that make you warm and wrinkly. Boo to hotels that look at you funny when you walk in at 10 til 8 in the morning and tell them you’re here to check in. Then they didn’t have the proper room ready. When I made the reservations I specified the check in time…
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Headed out
Heading out to start my 3 days of work. I’ve got some scheduled posts that will be coming out the next few days. (I love that feature.) Maybe I’ll get time at some point to write some more. I’m just thinking about the bathtub at the hotel. You just try living for 2 years with…
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You Know You’re a Nurse When
You know you’re a nurse when.. 1) the front of your scrubs reads ‘Nurses… here to save your ass, not kiss it!’ 2) you occasionally park in the space with the ‘physicians only’ sign… and knock it over. 3) you believe some patients are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. 4) you recognize…
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