15. Charmin: “Butt…Wipe…Err…”
14. Microsoft: “How much are you going to pay today?”
13. Eggs: “The Incredible Edible Ovum.”
12. MTV: “Loud and easy to spell.”
11. Saks 5th Avenue: “You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid.”
10. Iguana: “The Other Green Meat.”
9. Penis Enlargement Specialists: “It Don’t Mean a Thing If It Ain’t Got That Swing.”
8. Nike: “Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!”
7. Daisy Air Rifles: “Keeping kids off your lawn for over fourty years.”
6. Canon Photocopiers: “Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit.”
5. Pepto Bismol: “Squash the Squirts!”
4. Trojans: “Just add meat.”
3. Apple MacIntosh: “Hey, we thought of it first!”
2. Radio Shack: “You got questions, we’ve got geek losers!”
and the Number 1 Slogan That Never Quite Caught On….
1. Professional Bowling on NBC: “Oh, why don’t you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?