 Dear Santa…Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! Last Thursday I punched in the arm (-10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I’ve been nice (908 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
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Knicked from 
A Fools Journey Who apparently gave me a Dutch Oven this Christmas