–Do you think of your cats as the “furry kids?”
Yep. But we don’t have to send them to college.
–Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?
Protein, no. Fiber on the other hand . . . .
–Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won’t disturb the cat who’s sleeping in the very middle?
Or in the very corner, when all three decide to claim the bed.
–When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, “OK, it’s me or the cat,” you don’t hesitate for even one second.
We could not be so cruel as to put the kids through the stress of a breakup. Therefore we will stay topgether for thier sakes.
–Do your neighbors talk about you as “the nut with all the cats?”
Who cares what the neighbors say. At least our kids are polite!