I got this on my dollz list. Apparently someone spammed her with it and we all found it very amusing.
Dear ____,
Give me your account info and your password. I’ll be sure to put some money
in there for you. While your at it, lemme have your social security number,
a copy of your birth cirtificate, your home address, where you keep all of
your jewelry, where your car keys are, and let me know if you keep a key
hidden outside of your house and where its at. Dont forget to let me know
what times you are NOT at home. Leave me some fresh brownies on the kitchen
table and a cold can of Coke in the refridgerator. It better not be Pepsi
either, Pepsi sucks. I will also require my own bedroom. I like medium soft
pillows (lots of them) and I want a Queen size feather mattress. The bedding
must be white, thats my favorite color you know? I want a top of the line
stereo so I can play my music all night and I want a 28 inch color TV with
cable and a 4 head VCR so I can record my soap operas. I also require a top
of the line computer with a large flat screen monitor with a T1 connection
to the internet. My own bathroom… do I realy have to say that? I want a
nice fireplace with a bear skin rug in front of it. There should be snow
falling outside as well.
Do all this for me and I will put money in your account. How hard can this
be? I look forward to doing business with you, I mean, since you offered and
all.
Thanks,
Mrs. U. R. Greedy